A quiet Sunday afternoon BBQ turned into a wild hot-tub and house party the other night. It started off simply with a massive game of rounders out in a field and descended into absolute debauchery pretty fast.
i.e everyone at the party taking their clothes off and running down a farm road entirely naked at 2am (have you ever seen about 30 drunk people trying to run naked? It’s pretty something), and clearing 100 bottles of beer in a matter of hours (one of the guys partying with us actually holds the Guinness World Record for fastest time downing a pint, he can do it in less than two seconds, which probably explains how we got through so much), and human jenga in the outdoor hot tub and multiple burlesque stripping contests and 5am tequila shots and a whole bunch of questionable antics that the Marquis De Sade would have been proud of (I’ll leave those to your imaginations).
Ridiculous. Broken Blonde Film Productions et. al. have no fucking chill. I was so hungover that when I was sitting in a hospital waiting room at 3pm on Monday I could barely write my own name on the medical forms.
All of my clothes smell like hot-tub and bonfire smoke and tequila and bad decision making. Too turnt for a Sunday.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
I feel like someone needs to put out a PSA to the entire male species and let those guys know that a majority of women don’t orgasm from sexual intercouse (and by sexual intercourse I mean regular penetrative sex that involves a penis entering a vagina). That doesn’t do it for most woman, that’s not how most of us are stimulated, in fact a huge percentage will go through their life without ever having an orgasm from intercourse. But since it’s the most common form of sex that men orgasm from it’s always been portrayed as the core/standard form of sex and for some reason you always see women in films and shit orgasming from/during it, always, which seems to have taught men that that’s simply how to please women, (the conditioning of that bullshit affects females too, considering I was almost twenty before I found this out and up until that point I thought all the nerves inside me were dead or that there was something wrong with me, for fuck’s sake). You all need more sexual ed classes and less ego.