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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

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Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

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fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

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rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

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pulsatingveins:

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Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey in the audience at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards

Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey in the audience at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards

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xthese two assholes
sicklycryptic:

nevver:

Vanitas


I think I want this tattooed on me

sicklycryptic:

nevver:

Vanitas

I think I want this tattooed on me

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flyawayanddreamon said:
Once you get this you must give 6 random facts about yourself then send to your 10 favorite followers ♥

1. I take my coffee black and so strong you can stand the spoon in the cup, but with about 3 tablespoons of sugar in it.
2. Most of my obsessive compulsive disorder is fixated around time, from when I wake up in the morning and see the clock I plan and compartmentalize how I am going to spend every minute of that day. Everything I do is broken up into allotted timeslots and I have to constantly, obsessively, go over them in my head and walk through/visualise them mentally and everything must be done within its allocated time or I start to fold as a functioning human being, I can no longer think because everything ceases to make sense to me, and it’s only gotten worse over the years, particularly in the last 2-3 years I would say. My whole life is scheduled.
3. I can’t sleep sitting up or lying on my back.
4. If I stopped dying my hair and let it grow in naturally people would see that I actually have a mallen streak in the right side of my hair, just above the temple of my skull. Probably from years of fucking stress, most of which I have brought on myself.
5. I have a lot of expensive champagne just lying next to my bed, gathering dust, because I feel it’s unnecessary to drink champagne unless you have something to celebrate.
6. I eat the same food every day, for almost every meal, for months on end. Then I change to another specific food and continue in an endless obsessive cycle. At the moment I have been eating sandwiches that consist of: a sandwich thin, butter, brie cheese, chicken, salt and cranberry sauce. I have been eating that same sandwich for at least one meal every day, for about 10 months now. It is made in an exact order and within an exact time, laid out and planned the same way every time. See item (2) for further explanation.

answered 1 week ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 2 notes
xpersonal xevery time someone asks me for some random facts about myself I can generally only think of shit about my own mental illnesses
landrewc said:
Hello gorgeous, gorgeous Evelyn. If I was at all poetic I would write a sonnet in honor of your beauty. I hope you are well.

Sonnets are a little out-dated.

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xpersonal xlandrewc

velocirappin:

true detective opening

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xtrue detective

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

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I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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timemachineyeah  (via arnericasinger)

"If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. "

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i’ve reblogged this before, but after watching “last comic standing” with my boyfriend and hearing way more period jokes than i thought would pass in 2014, gonna just put it out there again.

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